I'm not a rebel. Just a walking contridiction.

05 November 2006

The grave of LOVE

Have you ever look at your parents' relationship and secretly tell yourself that you will never allow your future marriage to turn out the same way as your parents'? I have... In fact, I have been constantly taking pointers, what to avoid, what to do, etc. Actually I bet my mom did the same thing when she was my age but things still turned out the way it did. So I guess when my time comes, history will gladly repeats itself?

So what usually happens?

Boy meets girl and falls in love. The "wonderful" courtship starts. After a period of time, they decided to get married for whatsoever reasons (maternity instinct, wedlock, housing grant, pressure from parents, etc). Happy honeymoon follows, and with a regular sex life, they bore off-springs. Then the finger pointing starts. The problem ranges from, who to pay for various bills to how to split the house work. This usually ends up in quarrels, occasional wailing, threats to commit sucide or divorce, a big tight slap across the face and eventually... sleeping seperately. Give cold shoulder to each other for the next few days, then have make-up sex. Everything is back to normal again... Well, at least until the next fight.

No wonder they said that Marriage marks the grave of Love.

22 October 2006

The Pussy's sweet vengence...

Ever wonder why some people adore cats? One owner told me that cats are easy to maintain and they will only come to you when they need food and some TLC. So in that sense, cats are considered smarter as compared to dogs. Why? Cause they don't pledge their loyalty to anyone. And they don't have to do stupid tricks to get treats. All they have to do is to purr, stare up with their big round eyes and rub their furry heads against you to hint that it's time to give them their basic needs.

So what happens to the neglected pet locked out by her owner? Simple, she just try to get whatever she needs from her owner's neighbours! My neighbour's cat apparently lacks alot of loving and it yearns for affection desperately. Every time I walked along the corridor (kitty's territory) she'll leap out from behind the flower pots and sprawl out her body to dominate the walkway. When I tried to walk pass her, she'll take the opportunity to rub her head against my feet! It's so annoying. Plus the missing patches of fur on her body makes it looks as if she has infection or something. So I tried my best to ignore her.

I guess she noticed that too (smart kitty). She changed her strategy. This is what she did. The moment she sensed that i'm out of the lift, she ran all the way to the lift and follow me. I have no choice by to stroke her a bit. She utterly enjoyed it as she twirled across the corridor. Until... She decided that she had enough. She turned around and bit me on my calf. Afterwhich, it continue to stare at me with that "har! I still have the last laugh" look... Ergh!!! I was so annoyed! I wanted to step on her tail!!! (nah.. I wouldn't do that.. Just words of angst)She has just crossed my line... and I will never ever touch her again!!! Purr off you pussy!!!